"How did I know it was true love? Well after 24+ years you are still who I fantasize about."
~Howard Spiva
"She gets whatever she wants; she is my wife."
~Sam Jessup
Best sung in the shower to the tune of a grandfather clock chime:
"I love my wife.
She is so pretty and Sweet.
I love my wife, she even has pretty feet."
~howard
Pocket Card to end all arguments:
"Yes dear your right, I'm wrong.
I am sorry,
It will never happen again.
Hey look here is a gold card,
Why don't you go to the mall and buy yourself something nice?"
~Ed Spiva
"Sex in the morning is a great way to start the day."
Howard
